Are you the kind who’s more concerned with your own thoughts and feelings rather than with external things? You love some quality alone time and a good giggle? Perfect, you’ve landed in just the right spot! I’ve handpicked some of the funniest introvert quotes from around the web―perfect for spicing up your social media bios or adding a dash of humor to your captions. Just a little reminder: these are all in good fun, so let’s not take them too seriously. And to our extroverted friends sneaking a peek, don’t go anywhere―you might just find yourself chuckling along with us!
1. “Daily thoughts: I wish everyone would shut the f**k up.”
2. “I’m sorry I didn’t answer when you called my phone. I don’t use it for that.”
3. “If you see me in public, it’s not me.”
4. “Don’t come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.”
5. “Every room is an escape room when you’re an introvert.”
6. “Home is where the introvert is.”
7. “No, thank you. I will not be coming to your party. I have already been to a party.”
8. “I need three hours to get ready, and two of those are me talking myself into getting ready.”
9. “Why the f**k would you go big when you can go home.”
10. “Sorry, can’t talk. I talked to two people yesterday.”
11. “Sometimes you just need to lay on the couch and read for a couple of years.”
12. “This is a mistake”, I whisper as I leave my house.
13. “I don’t miss calls. I stare at them.”
14. “First rule of the Introvert Club: There is no Introvert Club. Thank goodness.”
15. “My favorite party trick is not going.”
16. “I just got stressed out by someone else’s weekend plans.”
17. “Being an introvert is basically liking your friends but wanting them to leave at the same time.”
18. John Lennon: “Imagine all the people”
Introvert: Oh God
19. “Just paid my rent, so don’t ask me to go out. I’m in the crib getting my money’s worth.”
20. “Introverts be like: How rude of you not to invite me to something I didn’t want to go to.”
21. “I came. I saw. I left early.”
22. “Before calling me, ask yourself ‘Is this textable’?”
23. “How introverts make friends:
10% they don’t
90% an extrovert found them and adopted them.”
24. “Introverts be like: How rude of you not to invite me to something I didn’t want to go to.”
25. “Please hesitate to reach out to me.”
26. “I don’t like being asked “Are you at home? Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.”
27. “I am introverted. This means if I see you in public and have a chance to pass by without you seeing me, I will take that chance.”
28. “I chill harder than you party.”
29. “I think, therefore I avoid small talk.”
30. “I talk to the same 3 people every day. If someone says they know me, they’re lying.”
And that’s a wrap on our list of funny introvert quotes! Comment, share, and if you want to laugh some more, check these out: