If Anime Characters Had Social Media

Where Heroes, Villains, and Sidekicks Get Verified

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Ash Ketchum on Instagram

Username: @Forever10_Ash Bio: "Mastering Pokémon & puberty evasion. Pikachu's  #1 fanboy. Swipe left if  you're Team Rocket." Latest post: Side-by-side photos of him. Caption: "2000 vs. 2023. Aging? Never heard of her."

L Lawliet on Twitter

Username: @UnseenButNoticed Bio: "Publicly anonymous, privately scrutinizing you. P.S. — If you're a serial killer, could you please stop making it so obvious? You're boring me." Latest tweet: "Privacy is an illusion. So is your VPN. #JustSaying"

Sakura Haruno on Pinterest

Username: @PunchFirstHealLater Boards: "Medical Ninja Techniques", "Fashion Forward Shinobi", "Hairstyles for Battle" Latest pin: "How to Perform Basic First Aid on Your Crush Who Keeps Chasing After Someone Else"

Tanjiro Kamado on Tik Tok

Username: @WaterBreathingDancer Bio: "Slayer by day, dancer by night." Latest video: Dance tutorial set to a traditional tune with Nezuko making a surprise appearance at the end.

Todoroki Shoto on Tumblr

Username: IceBurn_Hero Bio: "Half cold, half hot, 100% done with your opinions. Latest post: A dual-toned selfie - half his face in shadow, the other half brightly lit. Caption: "When you can't decide if you're in a summer or winter mood."

Vegeta on LinkedIn

Company: Capsule Corp.  Title: Prince of All Saiyans, Full-time Rival, Part-time Dad Latest post: "Proud to announce I've surpassed my limits once again... for the 37th time this month. #Over9000Meetings""

Asuka Langley on Facebook

Relationship status: It's complicated Latest post: Shared a video of a giant robot competition with the comment: "Amateurs... 😒"

C.C. on Yelp

Username: PizzaWitch Latest Review: For a pizza joint. "🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 5/5 - Great ambiance. The cheese crust was just right."

Mugen on SoundCloud

Username: SamuraiBeatsMugen Latest track: A mix of traditional samurai tunes and hip-hop beats titled "Sword Swingin' Grooves".

Faye Valentine on Snapchat

Username: @BetYourWad_Faye Bio: "Winning your heart—and your money." Latest snap: A pic of her at a casino table, cards in hand, with chips piled high. Caption: "High stakes, higher heels."