Remember when those sunset-backgrounded motivational quotes actually motivated you? Yeah, me neither. So here’s something different―a lineup of 50 hilarious demotivational quotes for all you eye-rollers, sarcasm enthusiasts, and basically everyone tired of selfies with hustle-bro captions and TikToks with AI voices preaching us to ‘rise and grind’. So, kick back, scroll down, and have a laugh. And yes, I’ve even thrown in some snazzy graphics for you to share and spread the misery.
1. “Some trite inspirational quote about overcoming some things or some shit. I don’t know. F–k off.”
2. “Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.”
3. “Life hack: you can’t do anything wrong if you don’t do anything at all.”
4. “Today will be a day like every other day.”
5. “It’s not just Monday. Your whole life sucks.”
6. “If you never try anything new, you’ll miss out on many of life’s great disappointments”
7. “Get lost in nature and you will quite possibly die.”
8. “Carpe Nothing.”
9. “It is what it is. And it’s not good.”
10. “It’s all downhill from here.”
11. “You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.” – Homer Simpson
12. “The first step toward failure is trying.”
13. “Try hard and don’t worry if you fail because everyone expected that.”
14. “The only thing all of your failures have in common is you.”
15. “You miss 100% of the shots you do take also.”
16. “Every day is a new chance for you to screw up again.”
17. “There is always room in your life to f–k more shit up. Always.”
18. “Boldly going nowhere.”
19. “Monday hates you too.”
20. “Every day is Friday when you’re unemployed.”
21. “The reward for good work is more work”. – Francesca Elisia
22. “Drop it like it’s your hopes and dreams.”
23. “Hard work pays off eventually, but laziness pays off now.”
24. “You can be replaced.”
25. “Don’t start believin’.”
26. “Every morning wake up and scream your dreams into a garbage can where they belong.”
27. “Never. Give up.”
28. “You are a background character in a much more interesting person’s story.”
29. “Don’t let the bastards cheer you up.”
30. “Reach for the stars! Follow your dreams! Live with your parents!”
31. “Failure is always an option.”
32. “The universe doesn’t give a s–t about you.”
33. “Dream big. Then settle.”
34. “This too shall pass and come back worse.”
35. “If you never believe in yourself, you’ll never let yourself down.”
36. “The best way to lose weight is to only eat inspirational quotes.”
37. “Go ahead let your dreams punch you in the face.”
38. “Start each day with a goal so you have something to f–k up.”
39. “Others can’t use you if you’re useless.”
40. “If you’re happy and you know it no one cares.”
41. “You put the ace in disgrace.”
42. “Always believe that something wonderful will probably never happen.”
43. “It will probably get worse.”
44. “When in doubt, chicken out.”
45. “Give yourself an A for Average.”
46. “Can stop, will stop.”
47. “Why stand out when you’re born to blend in?”
48. “Be yourself. No one else wants to be you.”
49. “Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile because you’re a joke.”
50. “Literally no one cares.”
Hey, if you had a chuckle or two, don’t keep it to yourself! Share your favorite uninspirational gems and let me know your thoughts in the comments.
Until next time, keep those eye rolls sharp! ✌️
no
Tuesday 26th of March 2024
this Quote (“Hard work pays off eventually, but laziness pays off now.”) What if I'm energy efficient instead
calvin
Saturday 16th of March 2024
I've loved these... And guess what, "we'll read them and forget about the hard work you've put into making them and posting them here, coz no one gives a shit about them.....
I hope that one got you too 😂😂😂
The Rockle
Sunday 17th of March 2024
@calvin, no lies detected 😂