Can you believe the final episode of Friends aired 17 years ago? The show concluded its ten-year run on NBC in 2004, leaving a gaping hole in the TV landscape and our hearts.
But we never truly said goodbye. Monica, Joey, Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, and Rachel’s characters are still alive and well. Along with nostalgic 30- and 40-somethings, legions of new fans continue to binge their antics.
We never get tired of the gang hanging out in Central Perk, Joey’s slow wit, Phoebe’s singing repertoire, Ross and Rachel’s tortured love story and their legendary “break”, Monica driving everyone insane, and, of course, Chandler’s dry one-liners.
Ahh, Chandler. He is sarcastic. He is witty. He makes jokes when he’s uncomfortable.
Aside from being the funniest guy ever, he adores Monica, serves as Joey’s bank account, enjoys a good bath, and is always there for you (right after he calls you out in a funny way).
Mathew Perry did such an incredible job portraying Chandler’s character that we can’t imagine anyone else in the iconic role.
So, in honor of Matthew Perry’s birthday on August 19, here are 23 memorable and hysterical one-liners from one of our favorite Friends.
CHANDLER BING’S FUNNIEST ONE-LINERS
23.
Joey: I used to get medical experiments done on me.
Chandler: Finally, an explanation.
22.
“So, you guys in the movie or you just really paranoid?”
21.
“Tell him to e-mail me at www-dot-ha-ha-not-so-much-dot-com.”
20.
“I tend to keep talking till somebeody stops me.”
19.
“All right, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put career before men.”
18.
“So it seems like this Internet thing is here to stay, huh?”
17.
“It’s a Sunday. I don’t move on Sundays.”
16.
“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
15.
“What’s wrong with me? Ooh, don’t open that door.”
14.
Monica: Shut up! The camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: So, how many cameras are actually on you?
13.
“I’ve had a very long, hard day.”
12.
Ross: Someone at work ate my sandwich.
Chandler: What did the police say?
11.
Ross: Guess what happened at work today?
Chandler: A dinosaur died a million years ago?
10.
Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and won!
Chandler: Ross came in fourth and cried!
9.
Joey: Hey. Shaving?
Chandler: No, rabies.
8.
“I say more dumb things before 9 AM than most people say all day.”
7.
Phoebe: Hey, I got you a present!
Chandler: Oh my goodness, where did you hide it?
6.
Rachel: Hey.
Chandler: I’ sorry, we don’t have your sheep.
5.
“She’s right. If I were a guy and… Did I just say ‘If I were a guy’?”
4.
Joey: It hurt so bad I could only let her do one eyebrow and now… They don’t match!
Chandler: It’s like a baby caterpillar chasing its mama!
3.
Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
Chandler: Was that place the sun?
2.
Ross: No, Homo habilis was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect.
Chandler: Well, maybe he was nervous.
1.
Joey: When you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He’ll know what it means.
Chandler: You sure he’ll crack that code?
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